. . . but I'll get banned if I post in on VN.
Lokkie mentioned that he'd gone "to the dark side," prompting Asper to worry that Lokkie "switched teams."
We don't need Lokkie to switch teams. Straight Lokkie apparently got more ass than a toilet seat. Granted, so does Gay Lokkie, but it's not taking away from prospective asses "our team" is interested in. :p
There. I feel better now. :P
P.S. Yes, technically Gay Lokkie gets more ass Straight Lokkie, but that's (IMHO) from a literal sense. :D