Jezza Belle, who last saw a salad bar the last time she saw her feet, wants to explain nutrition to Gwyd. Holy fucking shit, will wonders never cease.
Why is it fat people always claim to know the most about nutrition? I remember a few years ago, a total parade float stopped me in a cafeteria, and was like, "You've got a heart attack on a plate there!" Meanwhile, I had (and still have) a low cholesterol count, had run too many distances races to count, been practicing martial arts for about 3 years at that point, and could easily bench press my weight and more. But this fatass wants to lecture me about health?