Short version (har) of the conversation I just had with her:
--She has, apparently, half the population of TD on her accounts. By the time we were done talking, I became convinced that I need to start sending @tells of "<3" to freaking VENDORS.
--She drinks Cheerwine. The only people who I've ever known who drank that stuff usually had thick white handlebar mustaches, and were, technically, Robert E. Lee. On the other hand, believe it or not, Cheerwine drinkers are just seriously old-skool, like folks who still drink Tab.
I dig that chick. She's smart, funneh, and damn knowledgeable about this game.
Then again, she's also likely the person who plays Asheron, so she should know.
I bet she's sorry she called me. =P